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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

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meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

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foodishouldnoteat:

thefergiefergs:

Recipe: [x]

if you love food follow my blog!

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troyesivan:

i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

I will teach it to you in a way you may comprehend it easer: 

nouns: the booty itself

verbs: the booty doing things

adjectives: describe the booty

booty 101

Why is all school not taught this way?

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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superlockedinthephandom:

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thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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