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Carolina. Always pretty and almost always sleeping. 19. Rio.

When someone walks slower than me:omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me:jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me:who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
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Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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darrynek:

hello class. my name is Mr. Worldwide and i will be your substitute teacher today. dale

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brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

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literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

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